Excuse me while I put on this Creepy Jumping Spider Face Mask and jump around the room, freaking everyone out. Behold my giant mandibles and spider-hair! Hey, spiders have hair! Why don’t they ever do anything with it? You never see a spider with a mohawk. Or a well-trimmed beard. I think that would make them even more scary. They need little spider beauty salons.
Spider mask,
Spider mask,
I’ll wear it whenever a human asks.
Spin a web, out my butt
Jump around like a spider nut.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
