Jumping spiders are adorable, but also nasty, because they are still spiders. All creepy, spinning webs out of their butt that you walk into. Hanging from their strings all creepy like above you in bed. Crawling up your arm while you are minding your own business, mowing the lawn. Ick! Despite my fear of these 8-legged beasts, this Jumping Spider Ring is pretty damn cute. Still makes me itch though.
When I first saw this Jumping Spider Ring, I thought they meant a gang of jumping spiders with like switch blades and stuff. Thank God! I can’t deal with spider gangs. I just like stuff like this Spider Hair Clip.
