The Eyeball Hair Chopstick takes a chopstick and adds an eyeball. Then just to add some extra grossness, they added some hair. That way, both an eyeball and a clump of hair can fall in your food. Nah. I’m just kidding. It doesn’t have hair, but you are supposed to put it in your hair. Keep it in your hair and when you eat, just take it out, then put it back in after you eat, even if its all nasty from food. As a bonus, the eyeball optic nerves are wrapping around the chopstick. Its all pretty corny….a. Cornea.