The Eyeball Hair Chopstick takes a chopstick and adds an eyeball. Then just to add some extra grossness, they added some hair. That way, both an eyeball and a clump of hair can fall in your food. Nah. I’m just kidding. It doesn’t have hair, but you are supposed to put it in your hair. Keep it in your hair and when you eat, just take it out, then put it back in after you eat, even if its all nasty from food. As a bonus, the eyeball optic nerves are wrapping around the chopstick. Its all pretty corny….a. Cornea.
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Puppy Pile-Up Game
Aw! Puppies. Now pile them on top of each other! For fun! This Puppy Pile-Up Game is all about using chopsticks to balance miniature dogs on top of a tower of teacups. So basically the same thing I do when i have tea.
*Sips loudly with my pinky extended.* Fluffy, come here. *Picks up my chopsticks. Tests them in my fingers. Looks at tiny dog. Looks back at chopsticks.* F**k it! *Drops chopsticks and picks the dog up with my hands. Balances it on a tower of teacups. *Now stay there Fluffy. I’m off to find the neighbor’s dog. If anyone stops by, don’t you dare tell them I cheated. You were picked up by chopsticks. Got it? Good!
I know you used to be the neighbor’s dog too. That was then this is now. Don’t sass me Fluffy.
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