Stash your stuff inside of a glowing gremlin head. You know you’ve always wanted to. This Glow In The Dark Gremlin Stash Jar is scary and awesome.
There are three rules: No bright light. Well, that’s out the window since the damn thing glows. Don’t get him wet. Seriously. I had one of these things displayed in my bathroom once and god forbid your aim sucks and you pee on the damn thing. I’m talking all hell breaks loose! I zipped up just in time to avoid a bunch of crazy razor teeth. And it was after midnight too. You’re not supposed to feed them after midnight, so thank God this thing didn’t get a midnight sausage. Bright light hurts him, and sunlight can kill him. So there’s that.
