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Dripping Blood Glass Straw

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Dripping Blood Glass Drinking Straw

Turn any drink into a macabre and terrifying treat with this Dripping Blood Glass Straw. People will think you are a vampire just chilling and having a bloody Mary, or a Cheryl, or Jane. The woman’s name isn’t important. But I love it so much I won’t share. People will say, hey can I use your Dripping Blood Glass Straw and I’ll say no, that’s the last straw! Terrible joke, but this straw is too cool to share. It will wow and stun your friends, maybe scare the hell out of them.

If you sip your drink through this straw while wearing this stylish Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, you are truly the Vampire queen my dear and I bow down to you.

Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments

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Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments - Dracula, Werewolf Frankenstein
Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.

Get Kraken – Kraken Whiskey Tumbler

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Kraken Whiskey Tumbler
There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.

Macabre Tumbler Glass Set

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Macabre Tumbler Glass Set
Have a cool glass of macabre with this Macabre Tumbler Glass Set. Reminds me of that one song. Macabre on the rocks. Ain’t no surprise. Just pour me a drink and I’ll tell ya some lies… This set includes four 11oz. glasses that include moth, scarab beetle, skull and anatomical heart designs. These are gonna look good in my bar. Right next to the drunk who keeps running up a tab. The drunk is me. The drunk is I. The drunk is sleepy. Now leave me alone so I can pass out so hard that I don’t know whether I’m passing out or passing in. But I can tell ya, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set

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Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.