Meet Nadine. Yeah, that’s her rotting head sitting on top of her withered spine. Etsy seller BehindTheRowsStudio tells the story:
“Nadine” is a chandelier made by her husband Henry. Nadine was a modest housewife whose favorite hobby was cooking. Henry loved his wife so much that when she died, he just couldn’t bear to let her go. Now part of her is preserved with this piece.
Nadine’s cooking may have been her favorite hobby, but clearly Henry was not a big fan. I guess she made one meatloaf too many. Couldn’t bear to let her go? More like, he made this piece to have a constant reminder not to re-marry a s**t cook. Plus, he has some super cool corpse lighting now, which should increase the creep value of his home. I wonder if she always looked like the Crypt Keeper.
If Henry ever does re-marry, we’ll let you know and show you what he turned her into. I’m calling it right now. A corpse coat rack.