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Skeleton Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

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Skull Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

Now this is what I call art! That’s some amazing bathroom decor. These Skeleton Bathroom Prints will give you something to ponder while you are out in the wild poo yonder doing your business. Take away all of that skin and muscle and hair and this is all we are. A skeleton pooping and peeing, maybe taking a nice bath. It’s just who we are. With these Skeleton Bathroom Prints you get some skeletons pooping, bathing. and cleaning the bathroom. I like it. I official endorse skeletal bathroom activities!

I will proudly display this with my Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set. The bathroom has to be as weird as every other room in my home after all.

Creepy Garden Skull

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Creepy Garden Skull

I don’t know about you, but sometimes people dig in their garden and they find some bones. It’s scary as hell. I just want to tend to my roses, not be a part of some investigation. Anyway, this Creepy Garden Skull is perfect if you actually want to creep up the garden. Just drop it among your flowers and your garden bed instantly becomes a lot cooler. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a skull garden…

It looks pretty authentic too. You know what they call that shocked feeling when you find a skull in your yard. Skully-osis. I’m pretty sure. I know about stuff like that. Just set this Creepy Garden Skull in your garden and then sit back and watch the neighbors talk. It’s fun. Speaking of cool garden and home accessories that are on the dark side, these Stained Glass Ravens are pretty sweet too.

Gothic Skeleton Lamp

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Gothic Skeleton Lamp
If you thought this nuclear explosion lamp was cool, check out this Gothic Skeleton Lamp. You get all of the major bones and some light to see them by. Let’s see, there’s the pelvis, the ribcage, the spine, and I think that’s the brainstem that the bulb screws into. This is perfect for a demented doctor’s office and also for my home. It’s a good lamp to sit by and read a calming horror novel. It kinda shines some light on the whole death thing, ya know? It comes in black or white with several choices for the lampshade. And they all look pretty sweet.

Yeah this Gothic Skeleton Lamp will look perfect in my old Victorian house. I still have lamps that are fueled by gas. AKA gas light. So sometimes I like to call the gas company and ask them why they are gaslighting me and tell them to stop gaslighting me while I sound like a lunatic.

Mermaid Skeleton Blanket – The Brittle Mermaid?

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Mermaid Skeleton Blanket - The Brittle Mermaid?

Ohhh look at this beauty. This Mermaid Skeleton Blanket looks all kinds of cool and all kinds of creepy. The Little Mermaid? More like The Brittle Mermaid. Am I right?  How you gonna swim around with your bones all exposed, girl? I mean I walk around with my bone exposed all the time, hence several restraining orders, but that’s beside the point. You’re not even skin and bones. Just bones and nothing but the bones. It is the perfect blanket for that dark unda da sea feel. It’s got skeleton fish, some neat tentacle action in the mix, and of course, our bony siren of the sea looking all goth and dark. I like this Mermaid Skeleton blanket just as much as I like the octopus and mermaid shower curtain. Don’t make me choose a favorite. I can’t. They’re both beautiful ladies of the sea. I would date them both, but it’s not like you can take old miss bony here out to dinner. Plus, all of those bones would just be jabbing you in bed. But I still find her to be a very  sexy siren. She’s just plain cool. Tenta-cool if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.

Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe

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Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe
Who needs a stupid souvenir snow globe of NYC or North Carolina when you can watch it snow all day long on a pile of bones? This Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe looks like the aftermath of an atomic bomb going off. Nice. It’s got a skeleton in there with the skull, which is a hard set to find after an apocalypse. I might have to display this at Christmas.