Holy leaping lizards! I am the lizard king. I can do anything! This lizard king mask is awesome as hell. I mean, just imagine being the actual lizard king! Every time you walk into a room full of lizards, they would all stand at attention. Fancy medieval castle music might even play.
I personally never thought that I would get a shot at lizard royalty, but this mask gives me a chance at my dreams. I would make a few grunts and order a random Chameleon executed while I stuff my fat lizard face with food. I hate those guys. I would go mad with power.
Be right back. Gotta drain the lizard!
