Moose turd bird,
of him have you heard?
This Ebay seller,
is one weird feller.
Once he spied it,
then he dried it.
He collected the poo,
and got out some glue.
The googly eyes were just the right size,
while wings were inspired by a frenzy of flies.
This fecal creation,
is an e-coli invasion,
which will likely lead to a flu.
It’s under a buck,
so WTF.
That’s a great price for a decorated piece of poo.