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Pee & Poo Plush Dolls Are Best Buds

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pee & poo plush toys
Pee and Poo. They’re a stinky bowl of best buds. Aren’t these Pee & Poo Plush Dolls cute? Hug ’em, squeeze ’em, rub ’em, against each other and see what rubs off. If they are anything like the real thing, you’ll play with the pee several times a day and be lucky to see poo once every other and he’ll make it really difficult for you to let him go.

It’s the only acceptable way to play with pee and poo, so go for it. All of your other toys will be disgusted.
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Herman Hammerhead Dog Poo Bag

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etsy handmade dog poo bag holder
Herman Hammerhead loves poo. He is a dog doo doo bag who actually looks fairly terrified at what he does for a living. He is the perfect accessory for those long dog walks when fifi has the runs.

Herman Hammerhead honestly hates horrible heated hemmorhoids. Ha. They all start with H. Now I feel like I’ve accomplished something today. Other than 10 complete games of solitaire and continued unemployment. Take that, “The man”! And my fifth grade teacher who said that all I would ever be was a “Professional Jackass”!

It’s like he traveled into the future and read the blog!

Bird Poop Stickers

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bird poop stickers
Birds are bombing us every day and every night, in a gooey campaign of shock and awe, hoping that they’ll wear us down. That’s why hoodies were invented in the first place. True story. The point is, birds poop all over us and our stuff, so why not prank someone with these fun Bird Poop Stickers. They look just like real bird turds.

Put them all over that expensive car across the street for instance. What a sh***y thing to do!

“Poop Office” Plush Dropping

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stuffed office poop
See that little stool on the chair? That’s a poop you can take to the office. Not a poop you take at the office. It is a “Poop Office” plush doll. The size is healthy, but I don’t know about that color and shape.

This is Poopert, from the comic series Poop Office. I didn’t even know that existed. Probably because I spend more time making these things than reading about them. Then it all comes full circle as I write about them. Write what ya know.
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Superhero Poop In A Jar

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superhero poopIt’s about time that your Superhero worship included collecting poo. It shouldn’t be surprising that you can find Superhero poop on Etsy. You can choose from Batman, Spider-Man or Hulk poop. That Hulk poop has a fist on it, which must have been hard for the big green guy to push out.

Check out the other’s below.
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