Etsy seller jbellzamyy is a Pokemon Master. Don’t believe me? Go to the Etsy shop and see for yourself. The seller has caught every Nicolas Cage Pokemon imaginable and now you can collect them all and get seizures from the cartoon or whatever it is you kids do.
There are all kinds of Cage Pokemon available. Gotta Cage them all. Here is a sweet deal on a starter pack. Get some of these and soon you’ll be trading them with your friends and stealing from your mom’s purse to feed your crazy nerd habit.