Gotta catch ’em all? Uh… No thanks man.Get ’em away from me! Must avoid them all! This is an ongoing series of nightmare fuel art from David Szilagyi who is drawing Pokemon as creepy, scary nightmare creatures. Some of the scariest are below, but you can see the rest on his Facebook page. Reminds me of these Realistic pokemon. Why do pokemon have to be so scary?
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KaijuMon Pokemon Kaiju Art Prints
Pokemon + Kaiju = KaijuMon! That is an awesome monster hybrid right there. Check out these cool art prints from MikeGoesGeek featuring different KaijuMon. These Pokemon catch all of us! There’s Venusaur and Onix, Charizard and Chrmander, Blastoise and Aerodactyl and more. These monsters are here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and they are all out of bubblegum. PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE THEM SOME GUM! Nevermind, there goes the candy store under Blastoise’s foot. Now he’s pissed he has gooey nasty candy stuck to his foot along with the head of the store clerk.
Oh well, it’s all over now. I TOLD YOU KIDS TO STOP HUNTING POKEMON. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? HOW FUN IS IT NOW? I’m off to loot toilet paper and cigs so I have some currency in this new world. What’s left of it.
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Fake Pokemon Aquariums
Gotta catch ’em all. And put ’em in your aquarium! Check out these fake Pokemon Aquariums. Pokemon trainers are some sick bast**ds! They won’t stop until the entire population has been decimated. That’s why it’s up to you to be eco-friendly and stuff and collect these fake aquariums. Let the real ones run free.
Except for Squirtle. You should hunt that little *^#%$*#@ down and unload two barrels full of buckshot up his shell. Squirtle and I have unfinished business when I meet him in the wild. Let’s just say they don’t call him Squirtle for nothin’ and I don’t keep the pool covered at night. Unless that was my neighbor. *Thinks…* Nah. It’s much more likely to be Squirtle.
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Realistic Pokemon Instill Realistic Fear
Etsy seller Bakucosas makes Realistic Pokemon that look scary as hell. They only have 3 in their shop right now, so catching them all is impossible. Bulbasaur looks like he will eat your hand clean off and then rip out your tongue and wipe his mouth with it.
I don’t know anything about Pokemon, but I know when to run like hell and throw my tiny dog at it. Your sacrifice will not be in vain Fluffy. I vow to breed my own Pokemon and one day I will return to avenge you! Or just, you know, maybe get a new dog. That’s probably easier on everyone.
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Gotta Stuff ‘Em All: Pikachu Mouse Taxidermy
This stuffed Pikachu mouse is going to look great next to your stuffed Ash squirrel. I’m assuming you have one already. He’s a little stiff, but he’s ready to fight for you in the Pokemon tournaments.
I don’t know much about Pokemon, but I’m pretty sure they should do more than stand there being dead. Maybe he’s just playing possum so he can lure his enemy in real close, then he’ll kick Squirtle in the nads. I’m hoping it’s Squirtle anyway. Can’t stand that guy. Does he even squirt? If he does, that’s nasty. Finish him Pikachu!