panty hose sculptur art
*Stares at the art on the gallery wall* Can I help you sir?

I’m looking for something sexy. Something that captures the essence of a woman throwing her clothes against an open window for a full week. Yes! Yes, that’s it! Panty hose art! Sheer genius! I’ll take two! I’ll pay later. I promise. No need to worry about me doing a runner.

Reminds me of a joke I heard once. How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and a fish that no one can seem to find. I’ll be here all week…

These go well with the jeans sculpture.