People I Want To Punch In The Face Book
Oh look, it’s Facebook. People I Want To Punch In The Face Book! This handy notebook is a good place to write down all of the people’s names that you want to punch in da face! Let’s have a look inside and see if it comes with any names. *Opens it up*

Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer! I hate that guy! Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer!

Oh snap! That guy really wants to punch me. Yeah, well I’m gonna fill mine up with your name! What’s your name? Damn! *Doorbell rings. I walk over and answer* PUNCH!

OW! *Wakes up an hour later* I guess we’re good now. Unless somebody else has my name in this book. Come at me bro!