ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.
Tag: gag gift
Must Have – The Farting Animals Coloring Book
What’s funnier than farts? Nothing right? Wrong! Animal farts beat regular farts when it comes to hilarity. Combine that with your crayolas and you have a winning combination. The Farting Animals Coloring Book let’s you color in images of farting animals. Man, I can’t wait to make that horse’s fart look like an atomic mushroom cloud. I’m gonna color the whole book in and then give the images to friends as birthday gifts. Cuz I’m weird like that.
The Moon Ring
Honey, I love you so much. I always said that I would give you the moon and stars. Well, here is your moon, my precious angel. *Hands over the closed box containing the Moon Ring.* Oh honey, you are the most thoughtful man. I am so lucky to have you- *Opens box as a miniature butt farts on her.* You’re sleeping on the couch tonight! And every night!
Weird Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers
Door stoppers? More like heart stoppers. Am I right guys? High Five. No? Okay whatevs. Of course, I’ve always been a butt man. That’s not just the name I use to stop crime in my neighborhood. It’s also a preference. These Beach Babe Butts Door Stoppers are gonna look awesome in my house. And since I usually kick my door stoppers into place under the door, this is gonna be extra fun. I can’t wait to kick those beach babe butts right in the bikini bottom. Get in there and stop my door you lazy beach bum!
Creepy and Just Wrong Political Swimsuits
Remember that Sexy Chest Swimsuit? Ewwww la la! Well, check out these Creepy Political Swimsuits from Beloved shirts. They got Trump for your bumps, Famous alleged muderess and liar Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Vlad the Impaler. I mean Putin. You are gonna look so sexy sporting these at the beach. Why get one when you can get them all and go to the beach as that weird group who does that sort of thing. Look what Trump’s chin does to your lady bits!
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