Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures

Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures
This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.

In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.

It’s gonna be a strange showdown!

This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.

UFO Caught on Tape Mug – We Have Evidence

UFO Caught on Tape Mug
Somebody made a funny. I’ve been waiting for true evidence of a UFO caught on tape. I guess this is it. I hope the Scotch tape company sees this and it inspires them to create a giant roll of tape with some tape just flapping in the air about 10,000 feet up, so it can catch UFOs like fly paper. More likely they will see this and just sue the seller. *sigh* Now I feel bad.

Misfortune Cookies – Black Cookies, Black Humor

Misfortune Cookies - Black Cookies, Black Humor
Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.

They Hunger – Zombie Last Supper Print

Zombie Last Supper Print
This Zombie Last Supper Print is pretty cool. I’m gonna hang it in my office. Look at those zombies all fighting over their dinner. Hey, you took my brains.No, those are my brains. Wrong! You never had brains cuz you’re stupid. Wait. What the- Are they eating Jesus? That… That’s just wrong. Well it is a zombie last supper. Besides Catholics symbolically eat his flesh with those communion wafers anyway. So Catholics are zombies.

Must Have – The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
What’s funnier than farts? Nothing right? Wrong! Animal farts beat regular farts when it comes to hilarity. Combine that with your crayolas and you have a winning combination. The Farting Animals Coloring Book let’s you color in images of farting animals. Man, I can’t wait to make that horse’s fart look like an atomic mushroom cloud. I’m gonna color the whole book in and then give the images to friends as birthday gifts. Cuz I’m weird like that.