That’s a bad Psycho Kitty Purse / Dice Bag. Bad kitty! No! This terror kitten is a purse or a dice bag. Your call. Just don’t complain to me when it rips your face off. Those eyes! They claw at my soul and lap it up like milk. Psycho Kitty! Qu’est-ce que c’est. Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa. Better, run run run run away.
He’s a psycho night-meow! Whatever you do, don’t introduce him to your kitty, unless you want a kitty shaped hole in your wall from where he ran the hell away.
