Rock Lobster With Waves Hat
Ladies and gentlemen, for one night only, I present…Rock Lobster and the Waves! Crowd goes wild.
I hate trying to pick up women wearing a Rock Lobster With Waves Hat. You gotta start with small talk, then turn the heat up real gently over a few hours until she’s ready. It’s too much work. And I’m no Don Juan Prawn. Besides, she makes too many waves. Treats me like a shrimp. Also very grabby and it hurts.