Check out this Skeleton Necktie. You are a skeleton so you should wear a skeleton. This skeleton is just hanging out by a mantle all bored thinking about who he’s gonna bone next. Ha. That was a good one. I would wear this and call him Cal. Then I’d talk to him. I’d be like,”You see those guys Cal?” and he’d be all like, “Cal see ’em! Cal see ’em boss!” Ha ha ha ha ha. Calcium.