You can hug ’em and you can squeeze ’em, but you just know these Black Skeleton Plushies are gonna kill ya in your sleep. Maybe even while you’re awake. These are basically teddy bear skeletons. Well, one is a teddy bear and the other is a bunny. They are going to look nice and terrifying in your home.
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I used to be a fat bat, but now I’m slim and loving life. It’s all thanks to my new no eating all-guano diet. Check out my before and after. Oh so sexy. Who needs wings anyway. Got myself a nice thigh gap now.
This Bat and Bat Skeleton Paperweight is gonna look great on your desk. It’s a good reminder to keep going with that diet. But you know, not forever. Just sayin’.
Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.
These Hand-Tooled Leather Motorcycle Bags are gonna look so cool when I’m on my motorcycle, life-sized skeleton behind me. My hair blowing in the wind, her hair not so much. Cuz she doesn’t have hair. Man, we are gonna look so badass. Bad to the bone! Am I right?
How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.