worst selfiesSo this is an auction for the domain name worstselfies.com for $50,000. It seems promising and they have a hell of a pitch. In pictures. Yeah, I’m down with that.

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Reminds me of that time my friend got me drunk and drew on my butt in sharpie. He took a picture and posted it online as a selfie. Everyone thought I had big cheeks. If it wasn’t for my hemorrhoids, there would have been no “zitty nose” at all, so at least he got the timing right. Two days and some bran flakes later, my butt was a new man. You wouldn’t even recognize him now.