Oh yeah. That’s the iWatch I’ve been hearing about all over the interwebs. Yep. It’s shaped like an apple alright. And I bet it has all kinds of crazy apps. Stuff like an app telling me how much I will fart based on my current intake of beer and pretzels and an app that will tell me how much fat I’m not burning as I order my sweet new watch online.

It’s a lot cheaper than I thought it would be. Haha suckers! I’m getting mine now, not waiting in some line for 5 days hoping to be blessed by Steve Job’s ghost as you enter the ancient and sacred temple of Tak’a’ma’money.