This vintage photo of an Asian woman is creepy mostly because the decor of the era was so bad. It doesn’t help that she looks downright pissed off/sad about the record she just opened. It must have been ABBA’s greatest hits. Meanwhile, that guy to the left is totally stoked, because he knows he got some Atari 2600 games. Missile Command forever! Later they will live a mirror universe scene from “A Christmas Story”. After the Bumpus’ dogs eat their turkey they will go to an American restaurant and sing Christmas songs. Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-ra. Damn Bumpuses!