Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us

Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us
An odd video posted online earlier this month shows a guy claiming to be a time traveler and sharing a photo from the future. Apparently all of the future cameras take blurry pics. Or maybe he snapped it while doing 88 MPH with Doc Brown elbowing him cuz the old guy’s eating a future Big Mac. He says that time travel distorts images. I don’t buy it.

The guy’s face and voice are distorted for his protection. He details his experience while sitting at a picnic table in the snow. It’s quite a tale this guy weaves. A real fart-knocker of a tale. I can say that cuz a fart was my only rebuttal to this video. I knocked it out of the park. Cool story bro. Thanks for relieving my intestinal discomfort.
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Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger

Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger
*Screams like that midget from Twin Peaks and points.* DOPPELGANGER! Sometimes the truth comes out in photos, like when people capture UFOS, Bigfoot, or peen pics that prove how small it is. They can even reveal possession like in this photo, which shows a selfie that captured this woman’s good and evil personas. The bad one is the one on the right that looks like she is shouting at an unseen man during PMS. Just so we’re clear. The possession only came to light because the woman “sneezed”. It’s being played off like the sneeze is the reason for the odd photo, but we know better.

The one on the left is all like, “Awww. I’m so sweet and innocent” while the one on the right just wants you dead and is pissed to be caught on camera. That one is having a heavy flow and just wants any man dead. She’s clearly two-faced. Must be a Gemini.
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Looks Disappointed: Vintage Christmas Photo Of Asian Woman With Record Album

asian woman christmasThis vintage photo of an Asian woman is creepy mostly because the decor of the era was so bad. It doesn’t help that she looks downright pissed off/sad about the record she just opened. It must have been ABBA’s greatest hits. Meanwhile, that guy to the left is totally stoked, because he knows he got some Atari 2600 games. Missile Command forever! Later they will live a mirror universe scene from “A Christmas Story”. After the Bumpus’ dogs eat their turkey they will go to an American restaurant and sing Christmas songs. Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-ra. Damn Bumpuses!