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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.

Krampus Holiday Cards Set

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Krampus Greeting Cards Set
Hey everybody. It’s Krampus! You don’t wanna mess with him. He steals kids during Christmas and beats them and stuffs them in sacks or something. He’s a real SOB if ya know what I mean. So is my grandpa, which is why we call him Grampus. We only see him once during the holidays and someone always ends up beaten with a stick and stuffed in a sack as gramps struggles to drag that kicking sack down to the river. But that’s another story. I’m here to talk about holiday cheer and nothing says happy holidays like getting a card from this Krampus Greeting Cards Set. Aw, Krampus you shouldn’t have. You get 20 assorted cards in a cool deluxe tin. Not a sack. Thank God. This Krampus Holiday Cards Set spreads cheer and fear this holiday season. And if you love yourself some Krampus, check out the Krampus Night Light too.

So get into the spirit of the holidays and celebrate with Krampus. Fun fact: I used to think Krampus was a monster that possessed my girlfriend once a month, but it turns out that those cramps are a whole nother evil. I’d rather face Krampus than that beast.

The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments

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The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas OrnamentsIf you have a Halloween tree, and if you don’t why the hell not?, check out The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Great for the Halloween and or Christmas tree. I know you remember these creepy kids from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, which is based on Stephen King’s The Shining. Which are both based on the shining of tons and tons of money down into the hands of both men. They deserve it by the way. Even today when I’m riding my big wheel down hotel corridors, I dread running into this pair. Yes, I’m a grown man who rides his big wheel in hotels, so what? What’s wrong with that? I also say REDRUM for no apparent reason sometimes, but really I’m fine. But never mind that. These terror twins are a duo of danger and a couple of cuckoo kids. They are some deadly doppelgangers and now you can decorate with them during the holidays. There they are, blood all over them because God only knows what shenanigans the Shining Twins have been up to. One can only imagine.

The Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are another great choice if you want to make the holidays a bit more creepy.

Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments

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Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments - Dracula, Werewolf Frankenstein
Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.

Gothic Christmas Gift Tags

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Gothic Christmas Gift Tags
These Gothic Christmas Gift Tags add a macabre touch to the holiday Ho, ho, ho! Merry…coffin? Feliz-Na-Vi-Dead? The holidays may be a time for fun, joy, and lights, but it needs a grisly touch here and there. Delight your goth friends and horrifying stick up the bum relatives with these one-of-a-kind, skull-adorned gothic Christmas gift tags. Up your ghoulish gift wrapping game! Pair these beauties with Christmas wrap, old newspaper obituaries, paper bags, or eviction notices for a memorable gift unwrapping experience. Who cares what Aunt Bertha thinks? Inflict a little shock and horror into the whole holiday. Besides, they’re pretty tasteful, right? Merry f***king Christmas.

Oh and have a look at these cool Krampus Gift Tags.