Skeleton Dinner Plates. Winner, winner, X-Ray dinner. Perfect for a plate of ribs or some macabre-roni and cheese. “You’re not leaving the table until that pelvis is clean!” But mom! “No butts! That’s a tailbone.” You mean a coccyx! “What did you say young man? Go to your room!”

Mom falls for that every time.

These plates would be great for an old sailing ship with a minimal crew. You know why? Cuz they have a skeleton crew. Hahaha. I got a million of ’em. 206 to be exact. That’s how many bones are in the human body! Hahahhaahaha