You know Cthulhu is your idol. Not sure if he’s your teen idol, pop idol or your American idol, but I know you love him. I do too. That’s why we should all carry our keys on these Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Idol Keychains. We can be a secret society guys! I’ll notice yours in the grocery store parking lot, then I’ll flash you mine. We can meet around back and do a secret handshake. Get all culty. You’ll say magic words, I’ll say magic words, then we’ll rip a hole in the fabric of space and time, so that Cthulhu can come through and destroy our world. It’ll be-

I guess I didn’t think that out. Okay, plan B. Let’s just get these cuz they’re cool. They even glow in the dark. Pretty sweet.
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