You have to be really really good at carving to create such a detailed carving of Cthulhu from a watermelon. But the question that lingers is why Valeriano Fatica even bothers calling it a tutorial (for most of us mere mortals). Nevertheless, if you are good with your hands and know your way around a carving knife, you can actually come up with some kickass watermelon carvings of your own. Instead of the normal pumpkin carvings everyone seems to be obsessed with. Stick a light in it and you have a red-eyed monster to behold.
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Chainmail Octopus Mask
Looking for an aluminum Chainmail Octopus Mask? We have one for you. Now you can be elegant and mysterious and yet be terrifying at the same time. I’m gonna be just walking around town wearing this thing, looking like a medieval Cthulhu. A swagger in my step. That’s right, I’m badass. You can’t buy this, but you can buy a book that teaches you how to make it. Consider it bought biatches!
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Cthulhu Nesting Dolls – Matryoshka Madness
Holy matryoshka! Heed the call of Cthulhu with these cool Cthulhu Nesting Dolls. It’s a Cthulhu in a Cthulhi in a Cthulhu. Open each layer for more horrifying fun. It truly is the horror gift that keeps on giving.
H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal
That is one fine looking journal. Cthulhu himself would approve and give it like 8 tentacles up. The H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal is perfect for writing down almost anything. Here’s what Imma write:
I journal for Cthulhu
Even though I hardly knew you.
It happened one night in the valley.
In the back of the alley.
Up against the wall,
your tentacles clasping it all…
I better stop there. I get so breathless thinking about that night.
Behold The Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder
Trust a Kraken to hold your keys for you. Just put this Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder on your wall and let it’s tentacles holdall of those keys. This is totally authentic too, cuz everybody knows that when the Kraken rises out of the sea, dude is always hold keys in every tentacle. Duh! The Kraken is the janitor of the sea, with a big-ass keyring. Somebody has to clean up all that whale poop.