So this guy basically bought a mannequin and inked her all up because he wanted a Daughter of Anarchy to play with and sell on eBay. Her name is Linda.

Linda oh Linda,
Have you seen Linda?
Linda the tattooed lady.

She looks like a tramp
when she spends her foodstamps.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.

She’s pumped full of ink,
but she’ll give you a wink.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.

She’s tattooed and pierced,
and she looks rather fierce.
Linda the tattooed lady.

She was inked by a wanker,
Just look at that anchor.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
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