Check out these Weird Eye Martini Glasses. Martine-eye anyone? When I drink I am the master and my drink is the pupil. That may sound cornea, but eye don’t care. I’m gonna get a pair of these. I’ll call one Iris and the other Re-Tina. If you drip some drink over the side and lick it off, you’ll get a real tongue-lashing. Know what I mean? Weird, but I like these.