bone phoneThis creepy bone phone from Ebay belongs in a chiropractor’s office. *alien voice* E.T…bone…home… Sing it with me folks:

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected

bone phone
It’s a bone phone in a bone color. Not sure what bone that is since an education has somehow eluded this poor blogger, but I’m gonna call it the “behind the wiener bone” that your legs connect to. I think it’s that part that instantly stuns your body when you slam down too hard on a bicycle seat. ARGHHHHH! I can feel the pain just thinking about it. It’s like Satan’s Vulcan ass pinch. Instantly immobilized. That’s all she wrote. It’s as bad as a kick to the baby-maker.