Wow. This Gothic Vanity Tray With Bat and Skull is the perfect way to serve guests at your next get-together. I’m gonna make some Jello brains and serve them up on this tray. I’ll make sure I jiggle ’em first as I serve them up. It’s great for any macabre meal or creepy dessert. Plus, I can pretend I’m Batman. More like Batman’s butler, but still. It is a great piece of decor for your haunted house if you have one.
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Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks
Check out these Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks. They look so creepy and cool. You can display them anywhere and they will look great. You get all 3: Lock Shock and Barrel. I guess you could wear them too. They look so amazing glowing in the dark. If I had these, I would just keep my lights off every night so I could see them in all of their horrifying beauty. Also check out this Nightmare Before Christmas ornament set.
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Taxidermy Bat Soaps – All The Gothic, None Of The Guano
Wait, I thought Taxidermy Bat Soaps were soap operas starring dead bats. Ya learn something new every day. These cool and creepy soaps have bat taxidermy type diagrams on them or in them. Your creepy crapper will look great decorated with these soaps. I’m just assuming yours is creepy. Mine is, but that’s only cuz I never clean. On the upside, I have discovered several new strains of mold and mildew. I’mall about forwarding science.
Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate
Sweet! If I’m not mistaken, the way this Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate works is that you slam your hand down on it super hard and smash up up, then you align the cracks with the symbols to find out how mad you are. At least, that’s my experience. If everything lines up with the middle finger you are “F**k you” mad. And boy was my wife F**k you mad when I broke her’s to test this theory. Palmistry is fun.
Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate
Decorate with monsters, that’s what I say. This Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate will look great on your wall. I know they call him the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I don’t see color. The lagoon could be pink for all I care. *Laughs like a rich idiot as I lift my teacup to my lips from my monster decorated saucer. Rings for the butler.* Wait. Why am I wearing a powdered wig? It’s like I’m not even in control of my own imagination. Damn.
Anyway, back to playing with my action figure.