There nothing more romantic than dinner beneath a bunch of fox bones. So this Fox Bone Chandelier will really get her in the mood. I bet she’s a foxy lady. Bone appetite! I wonder if it starts off with meat on the bones and the meat just falls down on your plate, like an instant meal. I’d eat at that restaurant.
Tag: bone
Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara
Get your bony hands off of my Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara before I detach your digits. That’s what you’ll say when someone tries to steal this tiara off your head. Everyone knows you are the Skeleton Queen. Or at least the Skeleton Hands Queen. You’re gonna to look awesome wearing this girl. It’s like a skeleton is behind you, laying hands on you and reading your mind. Ohhhhhhh, you got some dirty thoughts! You wanna do what with who now? You gots some serious skeletons in the closet girl!
Memento Mori Skull Bracelet
Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!
Carved Bone Skull Ring
This Carved Bone Skull Ring is hand carved. Put it on your own bone and rub it for luck. Sorry, that sounded dirty. I meant your knuckle bone. The folks who made this have some serious skull-skill. Bone Appetit people. Sorry, I pronounced that bone-a-pi-tit and that also sounded dirty. I know, I’m a bad boy. No need to skull-ed me!
Scary Vampire Skull Mask
Damn. This Vampire Skull Mask is what vampires look like under their pale skin and beady little eyes? Dude must have been in bat form when he died. Sucks. Was probably drunk and flew right into a tree. Happens. Fun fact: My vampire name is Bela Lu-Gassy. For obvious reasons. Of course in high school they called me Vlad The Inhaler for completely different reasons. This is the perfect mask to wear to one of the Eyes Wide Shut Illuminati parties. Not that I ever get invited.