I thought mermaids were supposed to be beautiful, but this mermaid isn’t gonna use it’s assets to lure any sailors to their doom. This rooster-headed, perhaps half vampire monstrosity could have used a support net on those tatas too, because they have seen better days. They are sagging toward Davy Jones’ locker.
For only $79 you can scare the bejesus out of everyone and sicken your mailman everyday, by putting this in your front yard.
