This Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue is pretty badass. I recently bought one of these for the corner of my house so I know he’s a good guardian. This guy protected me from the neighbor’s cat that was squished under its massive weight as it slid off my roof. I probably should have used another roll of duct tape.
Tag: yard art
Mystic Black Cat Plaque
A black cat is normally associated with sorcery, the spirit world, magic, and anything that is mystic and scary. You also don’t want to encounter one on Friday the 13th. All prejudice and misconceptions aside, if you stumble upon a black cat in the dark, it can be pretty scary. Especially when they look like a sorcerer/ninja like this cat. The hood comes in different colors but the cat sculpture is as close to a real-life cat as possible. The green eyes, the size of the head, and the detailing make it very lifelike. You can display this Mystic Black cat indoors or outside.
Awesome Jersey Devil Sign
If you live in New Jersey, you’ll want this sign for your yard. Hell, even if you live in Wisconsin, you’ll love this Jersey Devil sign. He swims, flys, gallops… He’s a living dragon. And he was caught here. Alive!!! Honor the devil of Jersey with this cool sign in a prominent place. It’s probably the best thing about New Jersey. Sorry, Jersey.
Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue – Damn That’s Evil
Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Disturbing Raven Skeleton Prop
How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.