Well Read Taxidermy Toilet Mouse

Taxidermy Toilet Mouse
Just what I always wanted to display on my mantle. A mouse taking a dump. This Taxidermy Toilet Mouse is on the john, reading about Godzilla attacking. Probably taking himself a massive Godzilla cuz he had Mexican food earlier. He’s got himself a fresh roll of TP nearby, so at least he’s not gonna run out if he has the Hershey squirts. It would be nice if the mice around my house would use the damn toilet and stop leaving their tiny turds everywhere.

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