Check out this Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace. I just made a song about it:
Black cat
Whack cat
Dirty old puss
Pooping in his box
And being a wuss
OW! My cat just bit me. How did he even know I was- Oh yeah. I was singing out loud as I typed. Seriously though, SEND HELP. He’s been holding me hostage for years and only lets me out to buy food and litter.