Damn son! I always knew the Kraken was some chick’s hair. Yo, I ain’t your shampoo. Leave my ship alone! Why you bathing out here in the middle of the ocean anyway ya giant freak? Your hair smells lovely by the way. There goes half my men overboard. Hopefully, they end up in your hair like cooties. This Kraken Cameo Brooch is wild. Time for a haircut lady.
Tag: cameo
Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace
This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.
Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces
These Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces are dark and awesome. They look like little windows to macabre worlds. Like you could step into an Edgar Allan Poe tale and get trapped inside. I mean, if you were tiny enough to step through which I am not. Gothically Gorgeous and magically delicious!
Witch Wear – Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace
Check out this Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace. I just made a song about it:
Black cat
Whack cat
Dirty old puss
Pooping in his box
And being a wuss
OW! My cat just bit me. How did he even know I was- Oh yeah. I was singing out loud as I typed. Seriously though, SEND HELP. He’s been holding me hostage for years and only lets me out to buy food and litter.
Nice Wings – Cute Bat Girl Cameo Necklace
This Bat Girl Cameo Necklace is for the bat girl in your life. Unless your bat girl flew away. Sometimes they do that. Mine flew away once and then I caught her hanging from the roof of a cave with another man, just dropping bat-poop everywhere. It made me sad. But sometimes ya just gotta pick yourself back up and find yourself another cute girl with wings. So you can clip them this time and make sure she isn’t all up in some other dude’s belfry! JK, I didn’t cut her wings. I just glued them together. JK