These Zombie Apocalypse Partners Key Chains are a must have when the undead are shambling around, with bits of skin flaking off and on a quest for brains. You’re my partner right? You mean so much to me. You’re my bestest bestie. Here, take this. It’s dangerous to go alone.
*Two weeks later after we’ve been separated.* Take that zombie. *Knife to the undead head.* Don’t ever try to hug me you undead sack of- What the-
*Looks at keychain sticking out of it’s pocket. A tear gently streams down my face*