Slice of the Undead: Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza!

Zombie Pizza

Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza: Get ready to feast your eyes on the most deliciously grotesque treat you’ll ever own! This isn’t just any pizza. It’s a polymer clay figure that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time!” Perfect for those who like their snacks with a side of horror, this Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza is apocalypse-approved. It’s like a horror movie and your local pizzeria had a love child that just can’t stop oozing charm (and maybe a little goo).

A Slice of Horror: This quirky little slice comes in both small and large sizes. So whether you want a bite-sized piece of the undead or a full-on pizza nightmare, we’ve got you covered! It’s the kind of decor that says, “I’m fun at parties, but I also have an extensive collection of horror films. Also maybe a few skeletons in my closet.”

Perfect for Any Occasion: Whether you’re decorating for Halloween or just want to add some ICK to your home, this zombie pizza slice is the perfect conversation starter. Imagine your friends’ faces when they walk in and see a slice of pizza that looks like it just crawled out of the grave! It’s ideal for:

  • Your goth buddy who thinks normal decor is for basic people.
  • The horror movie fanatic who needs something to distract from their growing collection of creepy dolls.
  • Anyone who enjoys oddities and wants to spice up their space with a touch of the macabre!

The Ultimate Gift for the Eccentric: 

  • Your friend who can’t get enough of zombie flicks and would probably survive an apocalypse with style (and snacks).
  • That one person who always orders pineapple on their pizza—this is your chance for some delicious revenge!
  • Yourself—because let’s face it, you deserve to treat yourself to something bizarrely fabulous.

Don’t let this slice of horror slip away! Grab the Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza now before it vanishes faster than your appetite! 

Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

Is it a myth or a monster? I don’t know, but whatever it is, it scares the hell out of me either way. Then again I scream when a bug gets too close. Anyway, this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck has some amazing art and also some amazing monsters. Of course. This tarot card deck brings mythical beings from throughout history to life in oracle form. You got your vampire, zombies, bogeyman, Jackalope and many more. All looking amazing. Look at that awesome art! I’m gonna battle my Centaur against your giant! But oh no! Here comes the Bogeyman and he brought a Vampire with him. Why you son of a Jackalope! *Screams like a banshee and flips the table before running away* What do you mean we were playing it wrong? Oh. Well no wonder I lost. Let’s go again. I’ll forgive your outburst. Deal me in bro! I’m gonna go mythological on you ass.

 

If you like this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck, and why wouldn’t you, the Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck is another sweet deck for tarot card fans. I loved these sets. I’m gonna have to add this to the collection. Its a monster of a set.

Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene

Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene
What the hell? Please watch your kids people. Otherwise, this happens! This Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene could be going on in your house right now if your kids are unsupervised. They start messing with the dead, having a seance and the next thing you know your kids are zombies from hell, dressed in black cult pajamas and burning your shit down with candles. The 3 Stooges of terror.

Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle

Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle
Yo, why is your werewolf peeing on my lawn? Holy crap, is he peeing acid? There’s like a 1-foot deep hole in my grass now. Whatevs, a dog wearing that Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle pees wherever he wants. It’s not like I need my throat ripped out. Good doggy. *Slowly goes back inside*