For the new homeowner, there are many things on the home decor list and this Life Size Zombie should be right at the top of the list. In fact, it makes a great housewarming gift. Heartwarming really. Nothing says welcome home like an undead freak crawling towards you.
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Undead Mad Libs
Mad libs? Why are they mad? Did the conservatives win something again? I kid. I kid. We don’t get political here. We just get kinda crazy. The kind of crazy where you wake up and find toilet paper all over the house and a chicken carcass all over the floor, then you notice a Cthulhu themed blow up doll on the chandelier. But enough about last night. Mad libs are awesome. I’m mad about ’em. Even crazy for ’em. You know what’s better than them angry libs? Undead Mad Libs! Boom. Undead makes everything better. Except for your skin. This set features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about the paranormal. It has stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and more. Oh yeah. I am going to be filling in some blanks tonight baby! Where’s my pencil?
USA Zombie Safe Zone Map – United States of Zombies
Ryan McArthur has created this USA Zombie Safe Zone Map that is marked with zombie safe zones that are abundant in the resources you’ll need while on the run. Thanks Ryan. I gotta stay alive during the apocalypse, so I can drive all the Mad Max cars and have a sweet-ass mohawk. This will also help me to find all of the other people who bought this map, so I can steal supplies from them. Awesome.
Minions Zombie Plushes
There are many versions of the undead that you have to worry about, but none are as deadly and nasty as the dreaded Minions Zombie Plushes. They used to be cute. You used to let them into your home to play with your kids. Not anymore. Oh hell no! Ain’t no zombie minion gonna bite me and my family. You get a face full of shotgun. And you. And you. And you. Now for the beheading!
Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits
Check these out. What nice Victorian portraits. So quaint and sweet and- What the sh*t! They’re zombies! These Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits go from mild mannered to undead in an instant. You get 4 portraits of this creepy Victorian Addams Family: lady, gentleman, child and grandparents. They all change into rotted corpses, skulls or evil creatures. The family that slays together stays together I guess.
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