Holy Jeebus! This 3D Alien Head Lamp scared the hell out of me. It wasn’t until I reached behind me and covered my bung-hole and checked myself for implants, that I realized it was a lamp. Pretty realistic. Anyway, ain’t no way they’re coming back.
I have barbwire all over the floor, barbwire on the wall in case they float through and all over the ceiling in case they float through that. I also replaced my bedroom floor with a piranha tank, so I’m good. Only thing is I can’t move from my bed. Can one of you guys maybe come over here with a long piece of wood or something so I can leave my room?
