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3D Alien Heads

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3D Alien Heads

If you are looking for some framed art for your walls, you can’t do better than these out there 3D Alien Heads. You’ve heard the reports of them walking through walls before they abduct some innocent guy as they are just minding their own business doing the old five knuckle shuffle in bed. Well, this is what they look like as they come through your wall. Pretty scary stuff. Not only do you get caught yanking and cranking, but now you are abducted too. They have no shame.

I need some damn Alien Beer if I’m gonna go through another long drawn out abduction. Why do you keep picking me? You brought the lube this time right? Thank God for small miracles.

Dill Pickle Scented Alien Head Candle

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Dill Pickle Scented Alien Head Candle
So what’s the big dill? This Dill Pickle scented Alien head candle, that’s what. Why dill? Why the hell not? For all I know that’s what they probe you with. That would be quite a pickle. Definitely not an i-dill situation. Anyway, if you want the sweet scent of dill while staring at a burning alien head you might be high and if not you can have that experience right here with this strange Scented Alien Head Candle. It doesn’t probe my bung-hole so much as it blows my mind.

Now I’m gonna open up a jar of pickles and put them in briefcases so we can all play dill or no deal like I was Howie Man-dill. That would be my I-dill Friday night anyway. That show is a vlasic. I mean a classic. And I think I just ran out of pickle jokes. It had to happen sooner or later. Nothing lasts forever. Not even a green alien head candle burning brightly while emitting the sweet scent of pickles. Which are just elderly cucumbers if we are being honest. If I sound drunk it’s because I am. I’ve been downing loads of this Alien Beer. It is not pickle flavored.

Wood Alien Necklace

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Wood Alien Necklace
This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.

Cool UFO and Paranormal Dioramas

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Cool UFO and Paranormal Dioramas
Do you love UFO’s and their other-worldly butt-stuff loving inhabitants? Or are you just a collector of cool and unusual UFO art? Then this multiplanes UFO diorama of Taken may just be the thing for you. LED lit, this diorama is comprised of over 15 elements/layers on 6 laser cut frames. Designed to be part of a set of 5, the series includes The Yeti, Kraken, Men in Black, and The Circus.

Hey aliens, thanks for the free ride and the butt-adjustment, but you could have given me my pants back and not put my underwear on my head.

UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp

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UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp
If you still need a night light to sleep, this may just be the right light for you. It’s actually pretty cool, as far as night lights go. Well, until you suffer PTSD from repeated alien abduction attempts. The UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp includes a multi-color tractor beam and the UFO disc comes in grey but can be customized to any color. It comes with a remote control, so you can turn it on and change the color of the light from across the room. I WANT TO BELIEVE.