Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.