This Realistic Tarantula Art Doll is an instant heart attack. It’s also a good way to ensure that your terrifying art doll gets flattened by my boot heel before I run off screaming and call the police, who will laugh at me just like last time. This is NOT an art doll. This is a nightmare. Remember, spiders are why flamethrowers were invented.
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Tarantula Dog Costume – Release The Horror Hounds
Dressing up your dog on Halloween or pretty much any other day is fun. Friggin weird, but fun. With this Tarantula Dog Costume, you get to scare your neighbors and anyone who comes across your dog at night. It will be fun to watch them run away screaming. In poor lighting, your dog looks like a real massive spider running around. I just screamed myself! The chest, neck, and head are adjustable so that the costume can fit different sized (the smaller breeds) dogs. Those sparkling eyes and claws make it even scarier.
North Carolina Restaurant Serves Up Tarantula Burgers
A North Carolina restaurant is doing everything they can to make sure that I never eat there. They have a nasty creation available to a few ‘lucky’ customers in the form of a tarantula-topped burger. Durham’s Bull City Burger and Brewery are having their annual ‘Exotic Meats Month.’ Exotic my arse!
The rotating menu has rabbit, python, camel, and a spider burger. First, you have to enter a raffle and, if your number be pulled, you have 48 hours to claim your spot at the spider table. If you eat the whole thing, you get a t-shirt.
Uhhhhhh. No thanks, I own several T-Shirts already.
These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy
Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Nightmare Fuel – Terrifying Tarantula Girl Doll
Oh hell no! No matter how cute you try to look, you are still a Tarantula Girl Doll. I’m trying to say, in the nicest way possible, that your face makes me scream. Check out the second pic of her on a date with Mr. Tarantula if you want an extra creepy-crawly feeling. This makes me so glad that tarantulas are not in humanoid girl form. It’s actually more for display. In a house of horrors!
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