Where should I put my jacket? On that skull right over there. Sweet! These Gothic Skull Coat Hooks look amazing. I’m getting a pair of these for my entryway. Look at them sexy long neck bones and that sexy stitched up skull. If you rock the gothic mansion aesthetic (Yay, I used a big word.) like I do, you have to get you some skulls for coats.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set
There’s a skull floating in my whiskey. No, there’s whiskey floating around a skull! This Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set adds a touch a macabre to your drinks. I don’t know about you but I tend to drink enough already that I see all kinds of stuff floating in my decanter and glasses. Look, there’s a ghoul floating in my drink right now. Away with you specter! Oh wait, that’s just cat hair. A pretty huge clump too. You really shouldn’t set your drink down for 2 hours with a house full of cats.
Human Teeth Ring
Hmmmm. Do I really want my finger to be bitten for all time? I’ll have to think about that. This Human Teeth Ring is cool and all, but if I wanted that, I would just stick my finger in someone’s mouth. If I wear this, am I teething? Do I have to brush these when I brush my own? I have no idea. But I kinda still wanna wear it.
Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks
Add some creepy accents to your shower curtain and no I don’t mean blood ya degenerates. Stop watching Psycho. I’m talking about Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks. These will add just a bit of dark fun to any shower. The seller has all kinds of shower hooks: spiders, skeletons, pirates and more. Hey, I may not have had a shower since last week, but I still want it to look like Halloween in there. Makes sense right?
Pocket Coffin Wallet
When you think about it, a coffin is nothing but a wallet for a dried up old corpse. So this Pocket Coffin Wallet makes sense. You put dead presidents in it. And with a coffin wallet in your pocket, you’ll feel like the Grim Reaper. It’s the preferred way for Goths to pay. Pretty cool. There are all kinds of colors and styles available.