Human Teeth Ring

Human Teeth Ring
Hmmmm. Do I really want my finger to be bitten for all time? I’ll have to think about that. This Human Teeth Ring is cool and all, but if I wanted that, I would just stick my finger in someone’s mouth. If I wear this, am I teething? Do I have to brush these when I brush my own? I have no idea. But I kinda still wanna wear it.

Human Teeth Heart Pendant

Human Teeth Heart Pendant
Sink your teeth into this. This is what the tooth fairy makes from all of that late night tooth theft. And yes it is theft cuz your parents are the ones that have to pay for it. So now you can wear (Several people’s) teeth around your neck with this human teeth heart pendant. Love hurts baby. I wonder if tooth fairies wear teeth as armor. They probably do cuz they got enough of em. The bastards.