nose pendant
Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? Wear a nose above your cleavage. Thanks to this Nose Necklace Pendant. I know that’s where I would be sniffing around if I was a pendant. It’s a pretty unique piece of jewelry. Until it catches a damn cold and then the woman wearing it is all, “I’ve been slimed” as she freaks out and tries to yank it from her neck.

Maybe you should just calm down and use that tissue paper that you stuff your bra with to clean up. That’s right, I know about that. I’ve been with enough “stuffers” to know. I can spot real breasts anywhere. Chicken or otherwise. Anyway, that’s the only downside I see with this pendant. Have fun Nostral-damus.

nose pendant

nose pendant