This Giant Wifi Alien is what hangs from the ceilings of UFOs. How else are you going to get Wifi when traveling through space, on your way to abduct cows and hayseeds? Looks like he has these two gals completely mesmerized.
Do not look directly at it, or it will psychically connect you with the great alien internet from another galaxy. And make you flash the peace sign while consulting your crystals and burning incense.